Every James Bond Movie, Ranked. You know his name and how he likes his drinks. You can hum the theme, and, just like everybody else, will debate to death the best James Bond movie ever made. When Ian Fleming first created his suave, cold- blooded MI6 agent back in 1. Every Bond film is somebody’s favorite, and finding how 5. Bondom align is no easy task. So we’ve combed through every shot fired, dress unzipped, martini drank, DB5 crashed, secret lair exploded, and licence revoked to arrive at a definitive answer — that will satisfy precisely no one.

Since his first swirling shot down the gun barrel, James Bond has traveled to over 5. Moneypenny), driven 2.

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M’s, toyed with five Q’s (and one R), flirted with six Moneypenny’s, foiled six Blofeld’s, teamed with nine Leiter’s, been played by seven actors and appeared in 2. Maybe Daniel Craig won’t be the one strapping on the shoulder holster for the next one, maybe he will. One thing’s for sure, whoever’s tapped to draw that Walther PPK next will have quite the legacy to live up to. Here is Every James Bond Movie Ever, Ranked Worst To Best. A View to a Kill. Despite having been around for fifty- five years (sixty if you count the books), James Bond has always been ageless. Except for the one time he looked really, really old when Roger Moore raised his brows for a seventh and final time. Young Justice Invasion Season 3 Episode 1.

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Sure, Tom Cruise has since proven that being over 5. Moore’s Bond seems a man out of time, despite Duran Duran’s best efforts. But then again, he pretty much invents snowboarding during the film’s opening, so what do we know?

Even Christopher Walken playing neo- Nazi Max Zorin and Grace Jones playing the base- jumping horse whisperer May Day aren’t enough to make 1. A View to a Kill bearable. By far the worst- reviewed Bond film, there is no getting over the trauma of watching a 5. Moore (who “felt 4.

Tanya Roberts, along with three other women (the most of any other film). To say the least, audiences were left with little doubt that Moore’s 0.

Especially when you consider that in the next theater over, Rambo and John Matrix were blowing away entire armies with their biceps while James Bond was cooking a quiche. Die Another Day. What should have been a nostalgic celebration of the franchise’s 4. James Bond had become, thanks in no small part to an invisible car. Despite pulling from the popular Moonraker novel (which bears no resemblance to the film of the same name), Pierce Brosnan’s final outing made it clear that Bond had lost his way. That is unless Ian Fleming had always intended for his spy to one day outmaneuver a death ray from outer space while parasailing a CGI tidal wave. Head smacking one- liners, a bratty villain, Bond in a beard — this film got everything wrong.

Like Madonna’s auto- tuned pop extravaganza for instance, which reigns supreme as the worst Bond song to date, making Lu. Lu’s rendition of “The Man with the Golden Gun” sound like a symphonic masterpiece. All and all, 2. 00. Die Another Day proves that putting Halle Berry in a bikini and covering her in diamonds just isn’t enough to honor the franchise’s storied legacy and properly bring it into the 2. Casino Royale (1. To say 1. 96. 7’s Casino Royale is a James Bond film is a bit of a stretch. Sure, it borrowed all the character names from the source material, but that’s about it. The best thing this movie has going for it is a redonkulously star- studded cast that includes the likes of Peter Sellers, Orson Welles, Deborah Kerr, John Huston, Peter O’Toole, Ursula Andress, and Woody Allen. Then there’s David Niven (the actor Ian Fleming wanted to play the character) in the lead role as the “original” James Bond, now retired, celibate, and surrounding himself with lions.

One of two films not produced by Eon Productions, the first cinematic Casino Royale is a half- hearted spoof on the franchise. As much as we’d like to embrace its campy, slapstick fun, the movie’s nonsensical plot involving robots, cowboys, skydiving Indians, seals, bubbles, Frankenstein’s monster, angels, and a UFO make it too loony for its own good. Octopussy. It’s the film that let young kids everywhere get away with saying a word their mothers would smack them upside the head for even mouthing. It’s the one where Roger Moore swings from the trees yelling like Tarzan and saves the day dressed as a clown.

It’s the story where we found out Q is just as horny as Bond. Yes, 1. Octopussy was a lot of things, least of which being James Bond’s finest moment. But it had just enough humor and a surprising amount of chemistry between its actors to keep it from falling to the very bottom of the list. Moore’s turn as 0. Octopussy took things to a whole new level of snake charming.

It also introduced the world to Miss Moneypenny’s tantalizing new assistant, Penelope Smallbone, and then quickly never showed her again. And in a sign that Moore’s Bond was out of touch, he goes up against the film’s main villain over a not- so- thrilling game of backgammon. Even more ghastly, he diffuses a bomb whilst in full on clown makeup. Like we said, not exactly his finest moment. Though we can safely say there has never been a better film involving a crocodile submarine. But seriously, whatever happened to Penelope Smallbone? The World is Not Enough.

Pierce Brosnan’s tenure as 0. Bond girls in the franchise. Showtime Full Pure Country 2: The Gift Online Free. But it truly pulled out all the stops with Christmas Jones. While the first half of 1. The World is Not Enough was not all that bad and the relationship between Elektra King and Bond was actually quite compelling, the film takes a plunge into the abyss the second Denise Richards steps out of a hazmat suit and starts sayings things like, “we had a nuclear bomb stolen this morning!”All diehard Bond fans know there’s no such thing as a “bad” James Bond film. There are some that captivate less than others, and preference mostly depends on which actor one most associates with the character. That is why you might find someone out there who says they actually enjoyed watching The World is Not Enough from start to its “I thought Christmas comes once a year” finish. But for our money, there are few things worse than having to watch Brosnan’s Bond try to take Denise Richards seriously as a nuclear physicist.

Quantum of Solace. Quantum of Solace is the Bond sequel no one asked for. These films really don’t need sequels. In fact, they probably shouldn’t be linked at all save for a few familiar faces and a shiny silver car. But if Daniel Craig’s run as 0.

Quantum of Solace‘s first mistake was following Casino Royale. Its second was trying to pigeon hole one of Ian Fleming’s few remaining unused Bond titles into an ill- conceived plot about oil, revenge, and Judi Dench frowning. Worst of all, it boasts the most unremarkable villains in the franchise’s history. The big finale takes place at some random burning hotel in the desert involving a rape attempt and Bond fighting a banker. Did they really expect us to take Mathieu Amalric as a serious threat to Daniel Craig’s fists?) To top it all off, rather than figure out a way to survive the inferno around him, Bond decides instead to commit suicide. There’s been a lot said about the writer’s strike, the Borne- inspired directorial choices of Marc Foster, and an impossibly tight shooting schedule being to blame, but those are no excuse for making James Bond dull and depressing.

Diamonds Are Forever. After swearing off playing the character ever again (and then subsequently playing him again, twice), Sean Connery was lured back into the canonical fold with a then- record $1. Because when was doing something solely for the money not a bad idea?

With George Lazenby’s abrupt departure from the series, the producers were left little choice but do whatever they could to get Connery back behind the wheel. For his part, he delivers by far the most uninspired performance of his career. The Las Vegas- set diamond- smuggling plot of 1.

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